Best Football Line Ever

            Although we moved from Kansas City to the left coast seven years ago, my favorite NFL team is still the Chiefs. Quarterback Patrick Mahomes is a certified miracle worker. The line is excellent and the entire team is just plain fun to watch! I haven’t enjoyed an NFL team this much since quarterback John Elway and the Denver Broncos won two Super Bowls back-to-back in 1997 and 1998. You may recall, Mr. Elway retired shortly after that because he had been playing for sixteen years and, understandably, he was slowing down. Please remember this. It is important. I’ll explain later.)

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            My next random thought today is … why does our media think they have the right to “call the election” and refer to Mr. Biden as President-Elect? Nobody is ever a President-Elect until all legal votes are counted, challenges to state election results are settled, and each state submits its certified results.

            AND… why does our media think they have the right to repeatedly report there is no indication of election fraud? I am—by no means—an expert in these matters, but it doesn’t take any great amount of brain goo to recognize that the following happenings may be an indication of foul play . . .

  • Out-of-state trucks delivering ballots to polls
  • Magic ballots appearing overnight after polls close
  • People fraudulently voting under another person’s name
  • A state illegally changing the rules and deadlines for voting
  • Republican poll workers not allowed to monitor vote counting
  • Hundreds of counties with more registered voters than residents
  • A state illegally setting up different rules for different classes of voters
  • Thousands of dead people not only registering to vote, but actually voting
  • Digital voting machines changing thousands of Trump votes to Biden votes
  • A postmaster predating mail-in ballots which arrive after the voting deadline
  • Thousands of ballots mysteriously showing up that have only one name on them: Biden. No other candidates listed. Poll workers see nothing wrong with accepting and counting those “votes”
  • Republican poll workers told to go home because vote counting has stopped for the night. Democrat poll workers then spend the rest of the night counting votes all by themselves. Miraculously, Mr. Trump’s lead disappears overnight.

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            Now, let’s suppose all of the above is merely anecdotal and/or lies, which is possible. If that is the case, then our current election results are legal and correct and… nothing changes. So why do Dems and fake news folks have a problem with a recount? Why would anybody—from any party—not want to be certain there is no voter fraud? Wouldn’t an unquestionably honest election help restore unity in our country?

            The same Democrat Party and liberal media that insisted it was Al Gore’s legal and constitutional right to have a vote recount in 2000 now tells Americans Mr. Trump does not have that same right. (The law and Constitution, by the way, are clear: Mr. Trump does have the right to a recount.)

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            When radical left liberals read facts in my blog posts, they get mad at me and unsubscribe. But when they learn their party or candidate has cheated, they continue to support their crooked politicians. Just to be clear if a Republican cheats I will NEVER vote for him or her again. If the Republican Party commits voter fraud, I will be the first in line to condemn them and demand perps be sent to prison. But, in my observation, Democrats just keep loving lying leaders. What’s up with that?

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            How is it that the Hypocrite Party… oops, please excuse me, I misspelled that. How is it the Democrat Party can say (with a straight face) they want unity in our country… right after they spend three years and millions of our tax dollars inflicting a divisive phony impeachment on all Americans? (An absolute mockery of justice for which hypocrites-in-chief have not apologized.) Unity? With us deplorables? Seriously? Why would you deserve that?

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            I can think until my brain hurts (for me it doesn’t take long) but I cannot imagine any legitimate reason why anybody would object to a vote recount. I assume all normal American citizens want to be certain our elections are honest and fair. What am I missing here? In my world, the only people who don’t want to be certain an election is fair and honest are people who cheat.

            But Democrats, please consider the very positive position you are in for a vote recount. If a fair and honest recount shows Mr. Biden really is the winner, then I and the majority of Americans will support our new President. And, if a fair and honest recount shows Mr. Trump won, then you will have another excuse to riot, burn, and loot. It’s a win-win!

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            Speaking of football… on June 17, 1994, as O.J. Simpson drove very slowly up the Los Angeles 405 freeway in his white Ford Bronco surrounded by a convoy of police vehicles, I heard a radio reporter say, “If they make a movie of this, John Elway will play the part of the slow moving white Bronco.”

            Definitely the best football line ever! If you know the name of that reporter, please tell me. I’d love to give him credit.

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