Oh By Gosh

We recently connected on LinkedIn and I wanted you to know my literary agent has sold my first novel, WILD BLUE: Saving the World with Duct Tape and WD-40. The publisher announced a release date of March 5, 2020. It’s a romantic comedy techno-thriller (with occasional conservative views). You’ll smile, ponder, and sometimes laugh out loud!

In the meantime, you can also laugh and ponder with my blog posts which come out about twice a month for promoting the novel. Enjoy!

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Dear Uncle Earl . . . I’m from the little desert town of Blythe California. We want to take the kids up to the mountains and build a snowman. But, being from the desert, we don’t know much about snowmen. What can you tell us?

UNK: I’m also from Blythe, so I also don’t know a lot about this subject. All I know for certain is that snowmen go to the grocery store and pick their noses in the produce department.

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Dear Uncle Earl . . . I’m a Christmas employee at a large department store in Minneapolis (where you used to be a DJ at KDWB). Our store Santa Claus is popular and happy, but, his little helper is very sad. What do you think could be wrong?

UNK: He’s suffering from low elf-esteem.

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Dear Uncle Earl . . . This is your wife, honey. I’m trying to remember all those names. I know Dasher and Dancer and Comet and Cupid, but I can’t remember the rest.

UNK: I don’t even recall the most famous of all. Remember, sweetie, I’m from the Blythe desert and we don’t have rain dear.

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From Dianne & Uncle Earl . . .

Merry Christmas!

Uncle Earl & Dianne with little dogs, Ewok & Princess Leia

From Princess Leia and Ewok . . .

Fleas Navidog, Fleas Navidog. We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of our bark!

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Finis

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