Pipe Dreams

            Silly ol’ me I thought Critical Race Theory was instructions for winning the Daytona 500.

Or, perhaps, getting oneself out of deep horse doo-doo at the Kentucky Derby. Now I finally get it. Critical Race Theory is for the purpose of keeping radical leftists in power. Regardless I ‘ve made up my mind about three things . . .

  • Thing Number One: I will never use Twitter
  • Thing Number Two: I will never use Facebook
  • Thing Number Three: I will never purchase any Coca-Cola product

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Dear Uncle Earl… what do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?

Unk: A Swiss Army wife.

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So it’s been only one-hundred-and-fourteen days since he took office and . . .

  • Keystone pipeline cancellation ended thousands of jobs, and $1.6 billion of wages.
    • It also ended U.S. energy independence from foreign countries who hate us
      • My gasoline has gone up a dollar a gallon
  • Colonial Pipeline was shut down by hackers for ransom
    • What if that is only a “trial run” for terrorist countries?
  • Hamas has launched hundreds of rockets at Israeli neighborhoods
    • Democrat congresswoman Ilhan Omar calls Israel the terrorists
      • But, of course she also claims the Holocaust never happened
  • China, the 4th largest economy in the world, is exempt from climate change rules
    • Because climate change Democrats say China is just a little ol’ “emerging nation”
  • Drugs, criminals, and human trafficking are pouring across our border.
    • The Administration blames that on climate change
  • Thank you idiot Joe.

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“A normal, healthy person who chooses a handout over a job deserves neither.”

—Dr. Francis Noah Weksler

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